So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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