i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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