All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
