Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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