No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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