I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Where are you guys?
Drunk
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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