Porn is love you can see.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Who died my cat blue again?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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