This girl is more easily done than said...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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