Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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