You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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