I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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