we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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