Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think a kid would responsible me up
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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