Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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