Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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