Sry I called you an 8
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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