did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
ugly people sure do ruin things
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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