so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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