I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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