he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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