google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i believe in u and ur pee
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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