Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
well you can't waste a boner
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Randomize