im about as happy as oj after his trial
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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