two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
