My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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