dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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