he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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