we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
and you fell through a lawn chair
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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