If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My liver just had a heart attack.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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