god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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