"it" just moved
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.