I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.