The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
high people should be assigned attendants
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Shame - the story of my life.
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