Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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