didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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