your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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