he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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