Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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