how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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