I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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