the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
NoShamevember. You game?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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