im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
why is half of my head shaved?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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