Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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