Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
After tacos, we're chasing women.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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