Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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