What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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