why didn't you poke me back
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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