Pregnant stripper...not hot.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I need to stop coming to work sober
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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