He kissed a someone with a penis
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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