Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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