We're like a lot better than the average bears
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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