do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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