An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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