Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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