ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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