Those balls look pretty dangerous.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
