Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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